Now I really want a TMNT movie from Quinton Tarantino.

What were you doing at age 4?

I’d be completely happy with half this kids skill.

 

So this was removed from Youtube for no reason… so watch it here.

Maybe it’s a sheep dog… let’s keep going.

Once upon a time I was time I was quite the movie buff and collector of film, the medium of my collection was a format called VHS. During this time I maintained a vast collection of movies depicting my favorite type of supernatural creatures… Werewolves. Yes, in the battle between Dracula and the Wolfman, I sided with Lon Chaney Jr. (Look him up kids) Anyway, my collection was vast from black and white movies of the golden age tinsel-town to crazy high quality CGI of the late nineties. Then one day a new format of home entertainment came into my life called DVD’s. This began the conversion of my collection, and as much as I told myself that I would, in time, re complete my collection in DVD, I have yet to even re buy any of the movies from my Werewolf collection. Mainly due to many of these movies had not and still have not been rereleased on DVD. Now again a new format has arrived and I have re evaluated my needs for this new generation. I want my lycanthropes back! Back in the day at any given time when the mood struck or when the moon was full and I felt whimsical. I would pop in a tape and watch. From a crippled Cory Haim and is crazy uncle Gary Busey in Silver Bullet to Jack Nicholson being as cool as Jack Nicholson in Wolf, I would watch. And my favorite genera movie An American Werewolf in London could cheer me up after any rough day. None of these have I replaced. With the current and ongoing vampire bombardment in movies and television, I feel it’s time to regroup as pack and retake the night. I can almost hear the Howling now.

“Even a man who is pure in heart and says his prayers by night, may become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms and the autumn moon is full.”

And now for something completely different…

Video Game Girl – Nerf Herder’s Parry Gripp Music Video

Video Game Girl – Nerf Herder’s Parry Gripp Music Video

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Props to AOTS for 1000 episodes.

I’ve done it again…

So over on Facebook I was reading one of my friend walls and she was discussing her performances in Carmen and the following thread began. Since I can’t stand close minded twats, and I can’t keep my mouth shut, I jumped in. What follows is what happened…

  

-LMS Opening night! When I told my aunt I was in Carmen, her face lit up and she asked “Do you get to be a SLUT?!” Hahaha! Gotta love the M’s!

 

-(Some deluded Jackass) at 10:19am July 8

One of my profs in Provo saw the Domingo movie – and was horrified! He thought it was way too “suggestive.” Uh huh.

(Of course, one friend of mine actually turned down the chance to sing “Rodolfo” in Boheme(He spelled this wrong its “Boehme”) when he read the libretto and discovered the M & R were living together without the benefit of a marriage license)

 

-LMS at 10:24am July 8

oh good grief! It’s entertainment.. it’s supposed to be titillating!

 

-(Some deluded Jackass) at 10:37am July 8

Tittilating(Also Spelled Wrong, it’s “Titillating) ???? Right.

Do you know the old red “Recreational Song Book” the church used to use for “Mutual”? The one song they never sang for recreational singing time was the Mikado’s “Titwillow” – - – can you imagine a group of 12 and 13 year old boy scouts trying to raps their minds around that one?

 

-(Me on my soapbox) at 1:43pm July 8

Wow, Really? You would just blindfold your children from “Art” if there was the possibility of misinterpretation instead of… I don’t know… Talking to your children and taking the time to teach them how to comprehend the message. Sometimes a Titwillow is just a flower in a song.

 

-LMS at 3:38pm July 8

it is… and watching them snicker and try not to laugh while singing it would be funny!

 

 …at this point I really want him to comment again.  I’d like to keep this going, but I know he’s already cowered out of this conversation. It’s what the close minded do when cornered. However my friend followed up on my wall…

 

 -LMS: Did you have fun getting on your soapbox while commenting on my page? He he he! At least it wasn’t my comment that aroused your ire!

 

 -(Me on my Soapbox… still) at 10:42am July 9

Oh no, Never to your comments. I just have a big problem with people who purposely handicap themselves from experiencing this world or the little things that make life worth living. I was going to comment on if he stops his kids from reading the bible because it uses words like “ASS, “BREAST” and “COCK”. Do these same 12 and 13 year olds giggle when reading the bible? You have to understand how much I can’t stand close minded, opinionated asshats that bury art than take the time to address the issue with their kids. How scared and scary are these kids going to be when they are out in the real world and will be exposed to all those things that their parents tried so hard to hide from them? I believe in giving kids the tools to handle the world not be shocked by it.

***This is just my opinion, I could be wrong.*** 

 

…as more of this topic develops I’ll update this post. I do like to keep you all informed

A breif letter to Wil Wheaton

So I recently began a Twitter war with Wil Wheaton(not really, It’s just me being silly) for ripping off my Bio (Which I had already stolen fare and square). And after much reflection and consideration(I was bored at work) I wrote this as a comment on his blog.

Hi Wil,

 

Okay this is a little off topic… though I did get back in my writing groove over the weekend(I think in part due to watching Californication Season One on Netflix).

 

So getting back off topic, I was enjoying Twitter yesterday, like I do, and came across your Bio on your Twitter account. “I’m just this guy, You Know?” and I felt pissed. Mainly because this is the very same Bio I’ve been using. I, much like you, stole this from Douglas Addams “The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy” (My favorite book series). Following my discoveries, I sent you a plethora of Tweets demanding Satisfaction, Apologies or explanations for your blatant theft of what I have rightly stolen. It’s been a day and I found your “What to Expect when you follow me on Twitter” post from February and as I read it again I realized that you too, like me, are a true geek. I realize that you don’t know me and that you didn’t steal your Bio from me, but like me, you stole it from Douglas Addams estate just like I did.

Now since I’ve washed off the sense of violation from you I do want say that I’m a fan of your books, Blog and Twitter. Don’t worry about the Titter Bio, I’ll concede and change mine. There are plenty of other great lines in that book series that can describe me.

I am and shall always be… your fan.

@beaucifer

If you would like to read Wil’s blog (and why wouldn’t you?) Please visit it here.

I wish!

This has been posted all over the net and I felt the need to post it too.

Take a hint Hollywood… this is how it should go.

The long awaited 5K.

So I did it, I ran my first 5K… Okay so it was mostly walking, but I completed it and will do it again in September.  I completed the Salt Lake City Marathon 5K in 53:04. I know that is no kind of real achievement, but this is mine. And it will be the first of many of these races for me. Running all out for that finish line was the best feeling I’ve had in a while. I’ve spent the past 4 and a half months training and that has been the most exercise I’ve had in years. I work at a desk and have let myself become very sedentary, training for this race has been a great motivator for me and I’m not backing down from it. I hope to beat my score by half in September. My goal for that race is 26:52 or better.

 

For 200 feet I didn't pass anyone. Where did the guy behind me come from?

Saturday was not only about my goals and achievements, but my kids as well. Spud and Bubbles competed in the kids 1K for the first time. This is the last year that Spud can run since he turns 13 next month. So next year he’s planning to training and run the 5K with and his mother and I. Strangely enough my mother was so impressed with all the 5K contestants that she has also decided to train for next year’s 5K with us making this a true family affair.

Well that’s it; I guess I could talk about the zombie invasion style crowd of participants that filled the streets of downtown Salt Lake. I could also talk about the pain and agony, the invigorating rush of competition, but crossing the finish line was my only focus.

Writers block sucks!

So, as I have been leading you all to believe that I have this epic, novel-esc post about the “Future” in the works and in all honesty, after 5 months of once or twice a week of trying to write something clever, I have half a paragraph completed. I’m now very worried that I no longer have anything worth writing left in me. I know that I have a lot to say because I rarely shut up and as big C told me last Saturday; I’ve been on a long streak of pop culture quips. I don’t know what it is? Maybe I just need to separate myself from the subject until I can approach it from a different angle.

As for my daily life, some of you can tell by my recent Twitter updates on the right side of your screen that I’ve been in an angry and agitated funk lately. And all of that spawned last week when I went to see amazement that is The Watchmen, and some jag-off seated right behind me doesn’t understand the etiquette of shutting the hell up while in Movie Theater. That Punk-ass was just chatting away after I shushed him, whispered to him to “be quiet” and then told him to “shut up”. When I told him to “Shut Up” that’s when he decided to get flippant with me. I do feel that the situation would’ve ended differently had I not been sitting with other guys. That may have been the catalyst to my declining mood for the better part of the past week. To anyone that I may have offended or bothered with my attitude, I offer my apologies.  As for my review of Watchmen, you’ll see a post from me very soon over on Rule of 3(Link in my blog roll).

As some of you know, I have been “Training” for the Salt Lake City Marathon – 5K event that takes place on April 18. If my math is correct that leaves me 38 days left to train (including tonight). My endurance is much better than it was, but my goal to run the 5K in under 30 minutes is greatly exaggerated.

Also in my world, I have been making great technological strides by the recent purchase of a new laptop and new phone. The Laptop is an HP Pavilion with… Vista. I now have first hand understanding why so many people hate Windows Vista, good news though; I’ll get to install Windows 7 for free when it comes out. My laptop also has a webcam, and that’s a first for me so expect to see some Vlog’s(Video Log) in the near future.  As for my new phone I upgraded my existing phone to the LG Dare or as I like to call it iPhone lite. Akanthos calls it the Judas phone, since his iPhone is commonly referred to as the Jesus Phone.

Well that’s it from me for right now. Stay tuned for more waiting for the POST OF THE FUTURE!!!

Until then please enjoy this viral if you have not already…