After many long and arduous months of looking I have now purchased a new car.
This is my (semi) new 2005 Pontiac Vibe. It’s everything I liked in the Matrix, because it’s the same car only $4000 less due to the 25000 miles it has from the previous lease.
Who wants a ride?
We gotta to go to the crappy town where I'm the hero! 
I want a ride!
How many bodies can you put in the trunk? Or…is there a trunk?
If you fold the back seats down you could load maybe 9 bodies in there.
Yeah right!! Maybe if you chopped them up first!
Well, chopped up will get 15 bodies in there.
Chopped up AND dehydrated, you can fit 3-5 families.
BTW, might I suggest that you use the word verification OR disallow anonymous posters, not both.